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Poking dead things with sticks while trying not to make necrophilia puns.

Male (36) looking for Female Denver, Colorado, United States

A bit of a romantic combined with what I think is cunning and aloof pragmatism (probably just aloofness), I've been known to tell wacky stories during completely inappropriate moments. Funerals and weddings are a real challenge for me.

I consider myself a D+M-R on the TMNT Personality Scale, which basically means I'm a mix of Donatello and Michelangelo, but respond to challenges like Raphael.

I'm not into casual sex (unless you're offering) but I am into gallows humor, so let's hang for a while.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
Height6' 0" (183 cm)
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBald
Facial HairBeard

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Have PetsCat
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Masters
SpecialtyEducation / Academic
Employment StatusSelf-employed
Job TitleOwner-Operator

Personality

SmokerSmoke regularly (5-10 a day)
DrinkingRegular drinker
Social behaviorOutgoing
Friends describe asFriendly
In High School I was a(n)Cool dude
Sense of humorClever

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness